Posted 5 hours ago

elizabethmckane:

twiistz:

i met a girl with 12 nipples
sounds funny
dozen tit

You worry me

Posted 5 hours ago
Posted 5 hours ago
Posted 15 hours ago

pizza:

rockandkrull:

pizza:

i don’t understand why parents say ‘i’m very disappointed in you’ like i don’t care i’m very disappointed that mcdonalds doesn’t deliver but u don’t hear me complaining about it

actually in new york they deliver so whats your excuse

i live in australia and im 103% sure they don’t deliver from new york to australia so whats YOUR excuse for leaving a shitty comment on my text post 

Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago

ayeleesh:

when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look

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Posted 2 days ago

globochem:

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This story truly is the gift that keeps on giving. [link]

I’m just surprised this took longer than I expected it to. 

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Posted 2 days ago

turnc0at:

turnc0at:

turnc0at:

turnc0at:

GUESS WHO GOT SOME APPLE FLAVOURED SHAMPOO

WAIT NO I MEANT SCENTED

DON’T WORRY IT TASTES LIKE APPLES TOO

i just threw up

(Source: fabulewis)

Posted 2 days ago
Posted 2 days ago

alternativepokemonart:

Artist: Inarimeshi on Pixiv

Volcarona by request. Amazing picture.

Posted 2 days ago

alternativepokemonart:

Artist

My favorite Piplup picture by request!

Posted 2 days ago

nosdrinker:

i’m five years old

(Source: brendachong)

Posted 3 days ago
Posted 3 days ago
Posted 3 days ago

twerking-with-assquatch:

twerking-with-assquatch:

twerking-with-assquatch:

twerking-with-assquatch:

twerking-with-assquatch:

what happens if you run in front of a car

you get tired

what happens if you run behind a car

you get exhausted

this is comedy gold. you should take notes