(Source: djklzonez)
i met a girl with 12 nipples
sounds funny
dozen titYou worry me
i don’t understand why parents say ‘i’m very disappointed in you’ like i don’t care i’m very disappointed that mcdonalds doesn’t deliver but u don’t hear me complaining about it
actually in new york they deliver so whats your excuse
i live in australia and im 103% sure they don’t deliver from new york to australia so whats YOUR excuse for leaving a shitty comment on my text post
This story truly is the gift that keeps on giving. [link]
I’m just surprised this took longer than I expected it to.
Artist: Inarimeshi on Pixiv
Volcarona by request. Amazing picture.
what happens if you run in front of a car
you get tired
what happens if you run behind a car
you get exhausted
this is comedy gold. you should take notes